Flip Shiz
Oh Butterface

Oh, butterface. like a breeze on the high seas or the bees that buzz the trees or the flowers that make you sneeze shall i ignore the voice that sounds like a wheeze? does her smile still make you weak in the knees or your heart pound like a bloodthirsty tease let us lock up the past with your imaginary keys demons float to the surface in moments like these and on your death bed in the quiet night do you still say please or roll over into oblivion abusing the virtue of ease

That’s Just Kavanaugh

That’s Just Kavanaugh

That’s Just Kavanaugh

That’s Just Kavanaugh

That’s Just Kavanaugh

That’s Just Kavanaugh

Remember over the weekend when that lady who thought I was some dude she worked with named Colin and then kept sending me texts telling me to burn some disks for a big presentation she had on Monday? I’m still waiting for her to write back…

Remember over the weekend when that lady who thought I was some dude she worked with named Colin and then kept sending me texts telling me to burn some disks for a big presentation she had on Monday? I’m still waiting for her to write back…